These were the angst-ridden words of Tim Lake, describing a lady who had come to his door.
I am grateful to Slothed.com for revealing CBS 5 Arizona’s emotional report.
It shows that Lake couldn’t take this light-fingeredness lightly.
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He set up an e-mail address in the hope that someone would offer him an anonymous tip as to who this woman might be.
He also created posters that laid bare the full extent of his pain. He even walked the streets with the posters, interviewing passersby.
“I could have made iced coffee with those things,” said Lake, barely holding back the tears.
The woman still hasn’t been located. Despite the witty nature of his telling, Lake has filed a real police report.
Surely someone must have had coffee with her recently and noticed a slightly chilled smile.
